Rei's Ravishing Raves

[Rei Kurosawa]

*pushes Tilly over*

Oh dear, the Old cow has fallen and can't get up!

Now to the real HBIC is here *hair flip*

I honestly don't care for how many assholes you may or may not have backstabbed and played. It just shows you're taking care of business. To win my favor, I simply ask you to give onto me a gift to appease your true goddess Rei *hair flip*

This can be in the form of gifs, images, poetries, songs, etc. Whatever makes me happy is more points for my vote. You may add as many gifts as you wish for your queen.

Good Luck, and may the "Second" Best Bitch Win! 

[Jennifer Tilly]

Go fuck yourself, wannabe.

[Lydia Martin]

I’m not an artistic person so I won’t be able to create like any sort of photo drawing or gif, so I guess I’ll go with what I’d call an epic poem/rap. Hope I don’t embarrass myself too much.

Now here is the story of photographer Rei Kurosawa
Baddest bitch around that you ever did saw-a
So heartbroken over the death of her fiancé
Now a single lady again, just like from that song by the lovely Beyoncé



She didn’t have much time over him to weep
Had to solve a mystery that led her to the Manor of Sleep
While there a bitch ass ghost went and touched her to try and give her some ink
Just assuming it could touch Ms. Rei, no, it needs to learn to think



Even though there was a threat in the ever growing tattoo of holly and a snake
That case was no match for bad bitch Rei; was a real piece of cake.
Instead of letting that priestess turn her ass into black soot
Rei turned around and presented that ghoul’s ass, her foot.



Eventually putting her fiancé to rest
Rei was able to move onto her next test
Entered a Horror game to prove she was the baddest around
She was going to take the other contestants to mother fuckin town



However things got off to a rocky start when she found out Envy was her tribe
They could never seem to capture a real winners vibe
That’s alright, that’s okay, didn’t matter to a bad bitch like Rei
Each time she avoided the game’s guillotine and survived another day



While she survived she got a hater by the name of Tilly
Given her name maybe instead of staff she should have been on envy; the girl was spewing jealous hate that was just too silly
But things took a turn when the tribes got shuffled
Found herself in a place called Greed with new faces, but her feathers weren’t ruffled.



Once again through it all she continued to live
Blocking and avoiding any punch Krueger, Tilly and the game could give
What a bad bitch, what’d you expect?
Doubting bad bitch Rei’s abilities? Child, learn to respect!



Unfortunately all good things must come to and end
I mean, after all, isn’t that the trend?
Rei’s final residence was on the tribe of Vainglory
And soon after arriving it was the sad end to her story



Her opponents just couldn’t take it
She was such a bad bitch, the first chance they had to attack they bit
At the end of the day, that’s okay to Rei
She’s still the baddest bitch no matter what; fuck yeah, hooray!



As for Tilly, she can continue to be a hater as long as she wants
Rei knows a few ghosts she can send to her dreams; they sure like to haunt.








Oh PS! Rei's breasts are unrivaled for sure, not even Tilly can compare
 Rei's are the best!
That's something I can for sure attest!

I hope that was okay Rei. Thanks.

[Beth Greene]

Hello Rei, for your gifts, i've decided to shower you with gift cards from stores I think you'd enjoy



First, i've given you this best buy gift card so you can get some accessories for your camera, or if you even want a second camera to go with the one you want.  No photographer can have enough camera essentials.  



Secondly, i've given you this Pier 1 imports gift card to help you furnish your house that you and Yuu bought together, God rest his soul .  I am not sure how much you were able to get done before his passing, but hopefully if you needed anything else this will help.



Next, this is just a pile of cash.  This is to help you buy a new car since the one you had was involved in a crash.  I tried to find a nice Hyundai gift card but apparently they don't make those, so here is some cold hard cash to help you with your purchase.



Next, I've given you this Bath and Body Works gift card.  Since you have one of the top 5 shower scenes in any video game ever (as rated by GamesRadar) I want to be sure you have plenty of bath essentials to help you stay on top of that list.

And finally, 



I've given you this Kroger gift card.  I understand that after Yuu's passing you rarely desired to leave your house except for work, so I thought I would give you this so when you do leave the house, you can load up on groceries to help you stay in solitude longer and not have to deal with the outside world.


Thanks for your request Rei, and good luck with your decision!

[Claire Chang]

Hey Rei, i dont know much of the USA products, but I will give you a lot of Brazilians presents. Sorry about the delay, but I want to give you good things. And Tilly have envy from you, so dont listen to her. LOL


First thing, you are an amazing bitch( of course I'm better lol, this is for you be more sexy and beautiful:









This is for you always remember me:









This is for you do better in your work:









And finally, I know you love this, just like me <3








I hope you enjoy all this gifts.

[Rei Kurosawa]

Your Goddess Bitch has decided!