The Frank Show (Confessional)

[Frank West]

Testing 1 2 3 4

[Freddy Krueger]

This is commander niner niner your test has been received and you are clear for landing .. please close your eyes, lull into a deep sleep and prepare for a slice of a landing <3

[Frank West]

Houston we have a problem,Freddy Krueger is on the other line and he wants to kill the chief of the plane.

[Freddy Krueger]

Thought you liked a challenge Franky <3 Land your plane and lets dance!!!

[Frank West]

A dance huh ?
I accept thy challenge and shall defeat the mighty Krueger
First i gotta create my new weapon of destruction,since i can't get in to a battle empty handed

[Frank West]

I might aswell start making Confessional Entries

Intro

Oh god,what have i gotten myself into,first the Willamette Mall scandal,then the Zombrex incident,then Fortune City scandal and now this.But hey having a famous photojournalist job isn't gonna be covered in roses and chocolates ya know,it will be more covered in bloodshed and skulls.
So looking at this cast i think "I've seen worse",hell i had many encounters with psychos of any kind,Crazy Policewomans,Clowns,Baptists,wannabe Photographers (who once made me get nekkid and tried to take pictures of me in my pair of underwear.....wait i think i'm giving out too much info)and hell even a deranged Chuck Greene who was supposedly my bro but now he lost his god damn mind.So this cast ain't nothing compared to what i've been throught,plus i've covered wars so this situation isn't new to me,i'm used to it fully.
My strategy for now is just get to know these folks and see what is on the other side and maybe even get a model to pose for a little something(Jennifer,talking about ya )
Also i need to get my zombrex,luckily i've found a huge stash of it so i could get myself safe before turning in to one of those pesky zombies.But no worries i ain't gonna bite.
For now let me just say this,whenever you see a guy like me just say
"He's Frank. Frank West. Remember that name 'cause the whole world's gonna know it in few weeks when I get the win"

[Freddy Krueger]

I so look forward to reading your confessional this season.

[Frank West]

Week 1
-The Beginning of a Disaster-

So everything went passing by with the most honorable greetings and stuff like that.
The first challenge was an elimination one and hey i'm glad i didn't got the boot from my tribe,still this challenge was so easy that i could have done many things at the same time like defeat a Clown and then defeat his brother,have a cup of coffee and watch the whole Godfather Trilogy.But still Spikey got the boot instead of me.Seriously for a Gremlin this little bastard sure was like a baby,it whined and whined and whined with being like a swine.

Now the challenge that -cough-loved so much-cough-.My Mall Computer pissed me off so much that i couldn't even do it but luckily i survived till the end but we sadly lost.Now there two opportunities ahead of me with this vote and here they are

A - Vote out Callaway

Now honestly i don't really see Callaway as being the most active one in the tribe to be honest.He may have done the challenge but he just isn't around for us.So i feel like it would be best to get rid of him.

B - Vote out Jester

Right now i feel like this could be a good solution for my plan because almost everybody is willing to vote him out.That way i can assure myself safety and show everybody that i'm with them and not in the minority of the tribe.

Sometimes it's just mind over matter and mind always gets picked first and matter last.
Right now i feel that i'm entirely safe this week because these two that i've mentioned have had their names go round and round people's mouth in here and that be really good for me.
Also Ash and Jester proposed me a deal that they will not vote for me and Dalek assured me that nobody's going for me so right now i feel like it's a good benefit for me because if i vote out Jester nobody's gonna protest about that fact he got voted off so right now i'm on a good position.
Now all that's left for me is just put this plan in to motion and get my guns blazing baby.

[Frank West]

Week 2
-Little Shitty Escapades-

Now i know what you are all thinking,you're all like "Frank you are so sexy why can't you sleep with me" well i'm too sexy for you anyways.....wait you aren't saying that ?.Well butter my ass and call me Susan Lucci,no but in reality the real question you guys are asking is "Where are your diaries ?"well i have the answer,i was lazy,i was so lazy that even the normal human cannot exceed this much lazyness that i have.
So Jester got voted out and i was with the whole tribe on this decision so i was right when it comes to going with the majority.Now the challenge was to recognize the famous horror movie melodies,now i'm not good with the melodies but hey you gotta like something that you don't like.And we got for this challenge second place and yet we still went to the tribal council.Now originally i thought that i'm going home because i did less than my tribe mates but hey looks like there was another target set on Michonne,and that's good cause then i could've floated by with no warnings at all.
So yay for me i survived this round